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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

From an axiology/value theory point of view, how can one say that a diverse society is better than a uniform one, especially given the negative effects of diversity (racism, sectarian conflict, problems arising from extreme cultural relativism)?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

No go.

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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