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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:29

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!